What is this all about?
Meet Tscherno & the evil aliens (disguised as celebrities)
Tscherno who?
Tscherno is the main character in Shooting Stars. He's spent most of his life working for various media companies absorbed in endless daydreams about how awesome it must be to save the world from an invasion by evil aliens – confronted with the current situation, he seems not too enthused about it. At the utmost, he feels relatively neutral about it.
Tscherno is allergic to all kinds of stuff but mostly to cats and gluten. Unfortunately the only suitable weapon against the aliens is this cute little cat that shoots rainbow lazers, ro-cats and all kinds of other stuff to fight back our enemies.
Oh, and Tscherno might be the first person in 2015 to get his hands on a brand new hoverboard. Just saying.
THE ALIENS
Everyone of us has seen war documentaries like Man in Black, War of the Worlds or Independence Days revolving all around evil aliens trying to conquer or destroy the planet. And thanks to heroes like Will Smith and the incredible sacrifice mankind has made over and over again, we are still here! Thank you big time for saving us. But this time, shit just got real.
The "Intergalactic Association of Evil Aliens trying to Conquer and/or Destroy the Planet Earth" also known as IAEACDPE found out that mankind has a weakness for heroes and celebrities, no matter how dumb they are. So, year after year they have captured and replaced our beloved heroes and celebrities with evil marionettes to gain control over all human life.
Thanks to the efforts of the Rainbow Unicorn Research Labs, a secret organization founded to save planet earth (and to invent funny gadgets), we were able to gain intel on some of the replaced stars.
If you see one of the following individuals/evil aliens contact us immediately and be careful, they are extremely dangerous!
